1. I knew I was gay/bi before I was 13( not really..but i did do things that would make me gay/bi..but nothing to extreame XD )
2. Other kids at schooled harassed me about being gay ( never knew i was or came out when i was in skoo :I )
3. My Mom cried when I told her I am gay ( XD more like,giveing me a " D: " look )
4. I cried when I told my Mom I am gay
5. I'm out to my friends( only friends I got is online lol,and they are all mostly gay..not all of me though~ )
6. I'm out to my family( I dont act too flamboiently gay |: I am like..the straight attitude type fag in ways lol )
7. I'm out to everyone
8. I'm out to all my pets( wtf? )
9. When I was younger, I made some bad decisions...(dropping out of skool was one >_> )
10. I don't watch much TV these days...
11. I love broccoli...(I do D: )
12. I love spanking the monkey in the shower ( Its hard not to XD)
13. I love sleeping...
14. I have loads of books...
15. I once slept (or fell asleep) in a bathroom...( I almost did,acouple times XDDDD
16. I love to play video games...
17. I have successfully performed auto-fellatio( huh?)
18. I wish I could get even close to performing auto-fellatio( o__o )
19. I've tried marijuana.( nope...I'm slow minded as it is )
20. I watch gay porn movies( not all the time x: )
21. I watch straight porn movies( not all the time XD )
22. I can't wait to get out of this jerkwater town( I perfer exiting,more then this town >__> )
23. I get aroused watching stuff like swimming or gymnastics ( depends xD )
24. I subscribe to xy magazine( wha? )
25. I watch "One Tree Hill"...( o x o )
26. I like sharks( they eat ppl : D )
27. I love spiders, I think they're adorable, especially the ones with bright colors on their backs
28. I hate George W. Bush well not political but i think he is an idiot (I dont hate things...but yuh..he does suck..most governments suck)
29. I am assured that Laura fellates our President every night ( o__o who? )
30. I've considered selling my body
31. I like most people( no |: )
32. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year... ( true )
33. I've had jock itch( no sir )
34. I have a lot to learn.( not really...I knoew pretty much what I wanna know..i just have a few more things to learn..and whatever)
35. I'm really, really smart.( in ways..yes..but in school type ways and about government history,math,ect..not really....but i can care less about that junk really. )
36. Bad breath causes me to flee ( o__o no..i'd just cough and act like im dieing )
37. If a boy doesn't like the music I listen to, sayonara & au revoir!( huh? )
38. I've never broken someone's bones ( but i wish I did )
39. I have a secret ( nope )
40. I'm such a drama queen( I know who is )
41. I have an I-Pod( :I )
42. I am fascinated by testicles ( :9 )
43. I hate rain...( i dont D: )
44. I drink health juice...( i want too ;; but me poor *just drinks water* )
45. I am unhappy with some aspect(s) of my penis ( no..my penis is my penis and i loves itz D: )
46. Punk rock rules...
47. Morning wood(The Band and the thing) is a gift from God.( i never heard of the Band o__o )
48. I hate Bill Gates...( i dont really hate things )
49. I wish I had a monster dick ( ew )
50. I love Asian foods...
51. I wish more guys were "curious!"( i dont really care XD )
52. I would hate to be famous ( mmmm this is a yes or no answer XD....)
53. I'm a total size queen( huh? )
54. I am not a morning person( ture..imma bite ur head off if u disturb D: )
55. I've had the crabs( they were delicious :9 )
56. I have long hair( thats frizzy )
57. I have short hair...
58. I've never really kissed a boy ( XDDD >___>;;;;; )
59. I have potential...
60. Mylegs are two different sizes, I refuse to believe my legs are identical...( o__o )
61. I have a twin that does not act like me...( and that is my half brother )
62. I can't control my boner, it has a mind of its own( |: )
63. I wear those long ass socks ( i dont have cool things D: )
64. I can't wait for my first orgy with all these hot, naked bois! ( and get aids? no thanx )
65. I can roll my tongue
66. My heart has been broken too many times(it was mostly the opposite >__>; )
67. I like the way that I look ( most of the times..but aslo mostly no..but meh XD )
68. I have a gay relative that everyone in my family talks about ( o__o )
69. I usually wear bracelets( o__o )
70. I can be pessimistic or optimistic whenever I want( I tend to do that alot >__>;; I need to break that habbit )
71. I get turned on by a dude's feet sometimes( XD;;; -hides from Andy- )
72. I have a lot of mood swings( nu )
73. I spend waaay too much on product( i can care less o__o )
74. I've never had a wet dream( i did..and it only happened onced..witch was my very first orgasme,oh my > o > )
75. I need Magnums...I've tried regular, they're too tight, make me go soft..( the gun or the condome? )
76. I skateboard/snowboard...( no )
77. hink that skateboarders are HOT...( my bro is one...and some of his friends r okay looking..but my answer fer this is no..but there is good looking and cewt ones out there..especialy if they r not from the damn ghetto,wearing all that bleh)
78. I'm in a rock band...( o x o )
79. I'm in a marching band( o__o )
80. I wear a headband.( o....o )
81. Jessica Simpson should be banned( again..i dont care XD )
82. I have had a boyfriend before( online...not in person..never in person..yet )
83. I shop at Hot Topic( again..too poor ): )
84. I'm a cheerleader( XD may be soon ;D )
85. Teacher always calls on me to stand up and go to the front of the class when I have a huge random boner( o__o )
86. I have a talent... ( guess what it is ;D )
87. I'd like to try cross-dressing( XDDDD or have someone gross-dress fer me 8] -stares at Andy- )
88. I'm always hyper even with no sugar ( I'm not hyper..me mellow like x: )
89. I avoid changing clothes in front of other guys girls. ( when i use to go to skool..yes.. XD )
90. My Mom still hopes I will go straight( i dont think she cares )
91. I think that I'm popular...( :laugh: )
92. A hot boy that fills out a Speedo nicely is sexier than a naked boy
93. I am currently single...
94. I currently wish I were single
95. OMG, mixed race bois get me so horny ( i dont care for race x3 )
96. I always notice a boy's lips
97. My best friend is a girl( I have no best friend ): only have ems online..and they r all bois,mostly )
98. I can't swim...( XD I aint sure if i can )
99. I love soccer( I LIKE soccer )
100. I'm uncut and I love it( i aint..but i do like bois who arent :] )
101. I practically live in sweatshirts...( XD )
102. I can have a self-orgasm without touching my cock ( wet dream..only once..but never did again..and i cant do so nyu~ )
103. I love to shop...( I would love it if i had the money and someone that I love to go shopping with ): )
104. I can be totally satisfied with oral sex(I are virgin )
105. I think hands are sexy ( if they r used properly and clean ;D )
106. The first time I went down on a boy, I scraped my teeth on his cock( again..virgin |: )
107. I would classify myself as either punk or goth...( i want to be punkeh..but i dont have the stuff to look it )
108. I would classify myself as ghetto...( oh fuck no XD )
109. I'm a prep, shop at Abercrombie, and ADMIT IT...( wah? )
110. I've walked in public with a very visible tent( XD )
111. I have a unibrow...( |:C nu uh )
112. cute blond, blue eyed bois give me a boner( how bout,green eyed ? ;D )
113. I'm obsessed with my xanga...( wtf is a xanga? )
114. I've smoked cigarettes ( nope )
115. Pale, skinny boys love me, and I love them
116. I feel sorry for homophobes ( i dont care D: but homophobes can annoy me )
117. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my Mom... ( and its sad..cuz most of the time i went out,it was with my mum XD )
118. I have a cell phone( had )
119. I don't need porn to get hard for a good solo wank
120. I believe in God...( kinda )
121. Redheads are totally sexy
122. I would so love to make out with Ryan Phillipe..( who? )
123. I watch MTV on a daily basis...( fuck no..and ppl who do that annoy the hell out of me |: )
124. I'm inclined to stare at guys with good pecs and abs ( no XD )
125. I need caffeine to live...( no )
126. The average duration of a bf for me is less than a month ( oh gawd i hope not..i want it too last 4 evvverrrrr 8] )
127. I'm cut and I'll never forgive my parents for that ( Dont mind being cut...)
128. I've rejected someone before
129. I had (or almost) had sex with a girl( does kissing count? XD )
130. I have or want to have one or more tattoos
131. I currently crush on this guy and he has no idea that I like him...
132. I've been part of a three-way( fer a second online )
133. I'm not afraid to swallow (virgin |: )
134. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life...( i pretty much,have it all layd out |: )
135. My best sex has been with tall, thin boys( I'M A FUCKING VIRGIN DAMN IT DX )
136. I want to have kids when I get older...( fuck no )
137. Usually, I'd rather stay home and cuddle with my baby than go to a wild party( never did and never will....I'll be suspiciouse of cheating if i do that..i know i will be paranoid if he just cuddles with me and then runs off to a big wild party XD )
138. A bf with a nice body is required( i dont mind body or looks,really )
139. I have changed a diaper before...(never,and hopefully,never will )
140. I've fallen for too damn many straight boys
141. I shave my face every day( XD )
142. I shave or trim my pubes when I feel like it ( shave baby ;D ...whole body to be real )
143. I've called the cops on a friend before...
144. I want an Asian bf ( Had one)
145. I might consider a cock piercing
146. I bite my nails( sometimes)
147. I love uncut cock( i like em :] )
148. I am a member of the Hilary Duff fan club...( kills her )
149. I am cursed with zits ( not really cursed..but i would like to get rid of em..but again..me too poor fer good meds )
150. I've had an STD
151. I'm not allergic to anything( flee's )
152. I've never been rimmed before (I'd like one..)
153. I don't remember how many colors I've dyed my hair
154. I love Broadway plays, and have been to at least 3...
155. I am completely shy around hot boys. ( its just hard to really talk to em is all XD )
156. I'm online 24/7... ( sad I know )
157. A guy with really big muscles turns me off
158. I have at least 25 away messages saved
159. I've been abusive to a bf
160. A bf has abused me
161. I have tried alcohol at a party ( i dont drink and i dont really like drinkers )
162. I speak of the pompetus of love( wah? )
163. I've made out with boys whose names I don't know
164. I loved Rush Hour...(Jackie Chan rocks my sox )
165. I know what smegma is( i dont :B )
166. Family Guy is the Shit( totally~ Gigidy Gigidy Goo )
167. I've read all of the Harry Potter books( fuck harry )
168. I wish boys wore tighter pants
169. If I were a dwarf, I would be Dopey( if i was a dwarf..i would be in showbiz by now )
170. Hispanic guys turn me on
171. When I was a kid I played with G.I. Joe
172. I don't mind country music( kill it)
173. I'm a hopeless flirt( meh )
174. I would die for my friends( XD;;; )
175. Englishmen get me hot
176. I think that Juicy Fruit is the best type of gum
177. I watch soap operas whenever I can( they must die )
178. I'm obsessive and paranoid and extremely jumpy( just paranoid)
179. I would love to be Demi Moore for a day because Ashton Kutcher is a major hottie( shoots person who made this )
180. I love the Beatles...
181. Nobody told me that I would be sore after my bf topped me.( V.I.T.G.I.N! WHAT DOES THAT SPELL!?)
182. I know all the words to "I'm a Barbie Girl"( lol..no )
183. I've seduced a 'straight' boy
184. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
185. Halloween is awesome because you get to dress up
186. I need to fart.
187. I want this damned thing to be over!
188. I'm happy ( in a way..yes :3 but not perfectly happy yet )
189. The first time I jerked off, another boy showed me how ( yes..on a porno vid XD )
190. I learned about jerking off from my parents' sex book(s) or videos( looool..that would just be weird )
191. I saw the Sponge Bob Square pants movie and I loved it
192. I always like to top my boys (virgin D:< fuck )
193. I'm a hopeless bottom boy( dont make me kill you again )
194. I'm versatile!( -shoots- )
195. I've cheated on a bf ( not really )
196. A bf has cheated on me
197. All these girls keep hitting on me
198. It hurts when I pee
199. I have fantasies of being raped by Jake Gyllenhaal( wha? )
200. I have fantasies of being raped by Barney
201. I have had cybersex.( the only sex i ever had)
202. I have measured my erection many times...( once..and its a okay size XD )
now i sleep
-snoozes-
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